AY DAWG! on the real, haters doe... how do you shake em?
Just ignore them.
If you go to the trouble to think up some snarky answer in response to an anonymous question (or real life hate, even), it’s because it bothered you, which means the haters already won. Few things are more annoying/immature than some lame meme response to a hater, and then having all your followers come to validate you.
It takes the bigger man to ignore the hate.